Ah the awesome power of the middle finger. Other than the hitchhiker’s thumb no finger can stop traffic in such a dramatic fashion. It is revered, reviled and misunderstood. Poor finger, it wants to be known for more than just starting brawls so today we are going to look at what other fine things your [...]
Category Archives: Palmistry
How big is your Venus?
September 30, 2010 – 3:32 pm
Size does matter. There I’ve said it. And so does plumpness and girth. But what I speak of is not any masculine feature, tsk tsk, it is the part of your palm known as Venus. She is the big feminine, or as I like to call her: “Your Inner Big Mama” There are different mounds [...]
A Pelican and Your Purpose
September 3, 2010 – 12:12 pm
It is very exciting to be a human, sometimes, especially when we realize there might be a Purpose for which we are designed and a way to find out what that Purpose is! It is all the rage these days to: Know your Purpose – Live your Purpose – Be on Purpose – Watch Porpoises [...]
The Big Disclaimer of All Things
August 30, 2010 – 8:56 am
Hear Ye, Hear Ye! In the setting up of my new super ultra cool website I have realized that we live in a world where being a Hand Analyst requires some legalese that makes me feel queasy but must be stated none-the-less. Unfortunately in our litigious society it is necessary for me to disclaim away [...]
The Top Ten Ways to tell a Fortune Teller from a Hand Analyst
August 9, 2010 – 10:28 am
It was a dark and stormy night when she stumbled into my store front shop. The neon hand in the front window was shorting out flashing off and on like a street crossing sign, “Come in. No don’t come in.” she came in anyway. I could tell by her furrowed brow she was distressed, probably [...]
My Why
May 5, 2010 – 8:11 am
When I was a little girl being a Hand Analyst wasn’t on my list of ”That’s what I want to be when I grow up”. Professions that were on my list: Ice Skater Ballerina Actor Teacher Chef [...]
